January 2004
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French Onion Soup, Anyone?
Back when my house (circa 1890) used to be an ultra-chic mansion, my room was part of the maid’s quarters. This means that it is positioned directly above the kitchen. The advantages of this location are that I can use a back staircase to move stealthy between the floors of my house and I can do my laundry undetected. However, the back staircase acts as a sort of...
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Warning: Do not use by putting directly into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
Don’t worry, I won’t
Today I went to CVS and bought cortisone cream and cigarettes. After walking out of the store I realized just how sickening that combination is. I’m surprised the checker didn’t vomit on the spot. At least I didn’t ask him out for a...
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I must have this by Valentine’s Day
Update 1/28:
Apparently, Victoria’s Secret decided to end their sale the day I decided to buy some scandalous underclothes. Contributions to the “Drew’s Fancy Panties Fund” are now being accepted.
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The Girls are Back in Town
I’m back from a long break…Other than taking to wearing far too much eye makeup and rolling through the hay with the boyfriend, not much was accomplished, just as I had planned. Classes start tomorrow and I’m nervous to no end.
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Ms. Drew Takes a Grown-Up Vacation
Oh jeez, I don’t think I’ve ever let things go this long…You must feel so neglected. Well, I have little news to report. The boyfriend and I are currently visiting Seattle…
A Short List of our Misadventures Thus Far:
1. Sat on a delayed flight for 12 hours.
2. Suffered through 5 (no, really 5) days while our “delayed”...