October 2004
6 posts
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A Shameless Plea For Money
Vote and win!
People, I’m poor. I’m in college and I’ve spent all my hard-earned cash on things like books and handbags.
As a Kerry supporter, I’m voting on November 2nd (well, actually, I voted two weeks ago via absentee ballot, but it sounds more important if I toss around dates like “November 2nd”). Perhaps you are looking for...
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Wherein I Turn All Best Week Ever On Your Ass
What is happening to my two favorite Simpson girls? First, I hear rumors that Nick and Jessica may be breaking up and now I find out that Ashlee was caught trying to pull a Milli Vanilli on SNL. So many outside links! Too many pop-culture references! Pretty soon William Hung will begin to dance across your screen (he is, may I remind you, the real...
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Baby Batter
Sometimes I think about how awesome PB and I are and it warms my heart to know that our *future* babies will be damn fine. I’ll dress them up in little hats and teach them how to say adorable things like “fight the power” and “mommy drinks too much”.
Then I’ll hand them over to PB who will commence the changing, feeding and nurturing.
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A Grand Return to the Two Dimensional World
It’s been so long! What’s happening, hot stuff? Did you miss me? Pull up a chair, let’s talk. I know I’ve been a bad friend lately. I haven’t returned your phone calls. I’ve been ditching you for boys. I love you, but it’s time to get real. Life isn’t one big coffee klatch, you know. I’ve got things to do and people to see. Don’t worry, though, you’re...
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Long Time, No See
Unbeknownst to you, I’ve been taking a small vacation from Blogville, USA. In the meantime, enjoy the new 100 Things list. It’s a virtual buffet of things you may or may not care to know about me. Dig in.
You’re welcome.
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A Night in Paris
Some of you know of my intense fascination with all things Hilton. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised when she broke her way into my slumber last week.
The dream goes as follows:
I am at a rocking party with a whole bunch of chicks I don’t know. Everyone’s having a decent time when all of a sudden, the power goes out and we find ourselves in the throws of...