November 2004
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Thanks, God
Thanks for saving me from sneezing all over myself in front of Cute Radio Boy (CRB). I really appreciate it. Next time, though, let’s eliminate the sneezing all together. I’m sure that my co-workers would be ever-so grateful if I stopped blowing snot rockets on the desk.
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Thanksgiving Holiday Haiku Recap
Brought two ladies home,
One was ill, one was sleepy.
Thank God for Cape Cod.
Ate until I burst.
Decided to drink and drink.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Did not get laid. Yech.
I had a yeast infection.
Period, too. Yum.
I avoided work.
Now I have to pay, oh dear.
Papers, reading and research.
Will write more later
About stars, bras, books and boys.
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One Giant Cheeto
Good things:
1. Thanksgiving is almost here. I’m bringing a few of my favorite ladies home with me on Tuesday for a week-long celebration of all things cozy New England. There will be cider, music, bonfires, knitting, and craft fairs. Yes, craft fairs. My parents are cooking dinner for 18 of our closest family members and I plan on cramming as much stuffing down my chow...
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Baby Fever
Something to make your ovaries go zing.
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Reading
Like Canada, but sexier - much sexier
So here’s what I suggest: we come up with some equitable division of the states—I don’t care how we split it up, as long as I don’t have to move. The men get to live in Circle-Jerkania or Enormous Penisland or whatever the hell they want to call it. Bush will be their leader, and as such will rationalize getting into all kinds of cool wars where...
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And On A Lighter Note…
Oh my God! It’s Paris Hilton’s chocha!
Story
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This Sums it Up
Thanks, Trish
My apologies go out to all of you:
In the gay and lesbian community
In education
In higher education
In the sciences
In law enforcement
In private sectors
In environmental sectors
In the armed services
Today is a sad day for America and the rest of the world.
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Bush is Scary, Vote for Kerry!
Midnight tonight kicks off a panic attack that will last for at least 24 hours, possibly 4 years if Bush is re-elected. Here’s how I’m dealing with tomorrow’s election:
7:30am - wake up to the sounds of my alarm, realize what day it is, begin panicking.
8:00am - try to avoid turning on the news distract myself with bathing, grooming, etc.
9:00am...