December 2004
10 posts
1 tag
Yes, This is Dirty
I warned you
muskie9484: is P.B. over there?
muskie9484: one of these we should have a threesome
muskie9484: minus you
muskie9484: let him know i’m available
muskie9484: and that I have a pair or panties with a map of the world on them and Afghanistan is right on the crotch
muskie9484: so if he ever needs a geography lesson, I’ll let him know where...
1 tag
Happy Birthday, J-Money
Christmas, gifts, sex, food, booze, cheer, etc.
I’ll see you all in the New Year.
Here’s something to tide you over.
1 tag
Um, Excuse Me?
1 tag
I’m Only Adding a Title For the Sake of Consistency
Who says I’m not OCD?
According to Jess, I “gesticulate wildly” when I’m overtired, so imagine this entry with lots of complex hand motions and me bumbling about willy-nilly.
Writing about final exams, papers, projects, stress, etc. is truly lame. I won’t bore you with the details. Let’s just say that...
1 tag
Smokin’
While glancing over a concert rider at work, I noticed that the talent has specified they would like “king size, no smokin’” accommodations. Yes, that’s no smokin’. If only all of us were awesome enough to type official documents with an accent.
1 tag
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The cafeteria no longer offers Cheetos at lunch. May the grand detox begin.
1 tag
Two Things that have made me burst into tears within the past 24 hours
I would cite a few more, but then you’d think I was really crazy, wouldn’t you?
1. The “Five People You Meet in Heaven” made for TV movie. I read the book at my mother’s urging last summer and it had a similar effect on me. Yes, parts of it are on the hokey side. ABC Family always knows how to...
1 tag
Cannibals, Pap Smears And Hillbillies, Oh My!
Dreams I have had within the past two weeks:
1. I’m paying my annual visit to the gynecologist. That’s it. Just me in a paper gown, feet in the stirrups; talking about the weather. The oddest part? It feels totally real, complete with the uncomfortable conversation and freezing cold…I’ll leave that to your imagination.
2....
1 tag
Grandma Got Run Over By A reindeer
So I’m here at work listening to the office-approved adult-contemporary station. Since December is finally upon us, someone decided it was alright to play an endless assortment of Christmas tunes. So far I’ve been subjected to Jessica Simpson getting down to “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow” and Gene Autry belting out “Here...
1 tag
Lethal Wax
When I die, let’s just leave the word “blob” out of the whole description, eh?