February 2004
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These are a few of my Favorite Things: Thoughts on Cheese
In honor of National Eating Disorders Awareness Week, I’ve compiled a list of my five favorite packaged foods (all of which aid in the feeding of my third ass cheek). See below.
1) Cheez-It snack crackers. I’m a fan of the original flavor, however the girls and I recently discovered the sour cream and onion version. Sweet...
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Valentine’s Day and Other Bodily Functions
It’s official, the last two weeks have kicked my ass. A few highlights have included falling numerous times on the ice while wearing impractical heels and having my nose licked by a drunk boy who was moving in for the big kiss.
In sharp contrast to the devastating state of my social life, Valentine’s Day was rather nice. The boyfriend...
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I should be put in jail for this…
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Pork on a Long Bun
After a lengthy stay at our humble abode, Austin’s manfriend, Joe, is leaving tomorrow morning. It is very sad and we will all miss him greatly, especially Austin. South Carolina is a long ways away, you know. Anyway, since he’s leaving, Mim and I have decided to drown Austin’s sorrows in some really good meat. Mr. Cecil’s is just the place to do it and...