June 2004
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Desperately Seeking Mr. Kennedy
I have come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than sleeping with your ex-boyfriend is sleeping with my Ex-Boyfriend (man-child formerly known as The Boyfriend). Yes, the Misplaced Passion Phase (MPP) officially fell hard upon me last week and I have returned from the abyss to relay valuable knowledge to the unwed masses:
Lesson One
“Casual sex” is never...
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Keep your Pants on
This past week I had the pleasure of substituting at the pre-school, where life is simple and we all get to take naps. I love working with younger kids because they’re so honest. Everyone speaks their mind and it’s sort of our job to teach them when things are a little less than appropriate.
Example:
During Show and Tell one of the youngest boys in the class...
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Top Five Things that have Recently Made My Life
1) The absolute perfection of Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. I can only hope to achieve such heights post-op. This is not to say that I think she’s had work done. Lindsay Lohan is a stone fox.
2) Seaweed salad. It is currently the only vegetable I am eating. Seaweed salad is best bought in Provincetown or Wellfleet and ought to be shared with...