September 2004
8 posts
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Heiðr’s Creek
I have a problem. A problem with skipping Old Norse. I am completely terrified of conjugating Icelandic verbs and having to translate Viking myths. Just as I begin to head off to class, something stops me. I make a bee-line back to my house where I know “Dawson’s Creek” is waiting.
Oh, “Dawson’s Creek”. It makes me miss fall on Cape Cod...
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That Pesky Scarlet Letter
I don’t steal and I don’t jay-walk. I’m a very clean person. I like babies, books and long walks on the beach. I am very, very good at being in long-term relationships. I am a sweet and loving kind of girl.
But I am a cheater. A big, fat, smooching cheater. If you are in any sort of relationship with me for any period of time, I will eventually go out...
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Radio Killed the Poetry Star
It will do your heart good to know that I am posting playlists from my weekly show on WOZQ again. Left sidebar click, baby, left sidebar click.
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Diarrhea Land?
Whenever I browse a diaryland.com site, my head keeps on chanting a totally different phrase. Take a guess.
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Tits and Sprinkles
Apparently my blog comes up first when searching Yahoo for nonpariels by Martha Stewart.
See also:
Google - Lindsay Lohan’s bra size
Yahoo - Mary Kate and Ashley’s tits
MSN - Free woman exhibitionist pictures
Google - “She’s granola”
and, my favorite:
Yahoo - Providence Rhode Island cocktail waitressing
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How to Annoy Me
Change your email password so I can no longer internet stalk you. Hey, I thought we were close?
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Baby Fever, Abandonment Issues and the Educated Elite
AKA What’s Getting on my Nerves this Week
This week marks the official beginning of classes, although it seems like I’ve been back at Smith forever. Actually, I have been on campus since the dawn of time. A month, to be exact. You see, I arrived early to commence job training at the Campus Center. For awhile, it all seemed so...
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I’m “Celebrity Pretty”
Best teen musing on Ashlee Simpson yet:
“Ashlee Simpson isn’t ugly, she’s just celebrity ugly”