January 2005
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Project Olson?
Here’s another dream for you:
I’m chosen to participate as a designer on Project Runway. Although I explain to the producers that I have basically no experience sewing, etc. they insist that I must compete. Surprise! I have to choose either Mary-Kate or Ashley Olson to be my model. Thinking that MK might be a little too unstable at the moment, I choose Ashley as my...
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Winter Wallop
Is it naughty of me to admit that I want another vacation right now? Because I really, really need one. Keep in mind that this has everything to do with the fact that classes start on Monday. Monday! A day and a half! Oh, the humanity.
Hopefully the blizzard that’s heading our way will snow us in for at least a month. The weather channel is officially referring to it as the...
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A Rhode Island Miracle
Now if only we could get around to winning the lottery
Here’s the scene:
It’s cold. It’s snowing. PB and I are parked at a gas station trying to shut the troublesome trunk. My method (slamming it down several times with my fist) doesn’t seem to work. Eventually, PB growls a mighty manly growl and pushes with all his strength. The trunk closes. We...
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Calm Before the Storm
My holiday break has pretty much consisted of this:
Punctuated by evenings like this:
And a whole lot of this:
Did I mention how adorable he is while concentrating? (see above) It’s a shame that in a week or so we’ll both be back in our respective area codes. What’s even worse is that I’ll soon be reporting from the no-boys-allowed empire...