February 2005
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This is Only Mildly Funny But I still love Dr. Phil Drew: are we on for dinner tonight? Liz: oh yeah Drew: right on Liz: where do you want to do it? Drew: I was thinking Cutter-Ziskind Drew: then we can chill a bit before all civilized like Liz: maybe watch a little Dr. Phil Liz: ew Drew: you secretly love it Drew: you want Dr. Phil to be your boyfriend Liz: Dr. Phil IS your boyfriend Liz: all...
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“Hey, it could be worse” That’s the thing about pain: perspective doesn’t necessarily ease it. Say I stub my toe: if you grab me and scream, “What if I had chopped that toe off with a cleaver! THINK OF IT!” I may be distracted by your odd behavior, but the pain in my pinky toe will not miraculously dissolve. When someone writes in their blog of some misfortune that’s befallen her, she...
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Send in the Clowns Perhaps you’ve been wondering why I haven’t had anything to say for nearly a month? Allow me to explain: Sometime in late January, my life went to, for lack of a better word, shit. First, all of my communicative devices began to break down. I lost my cell phone charger somewhere between Rhode Island and Smith. The snarky man at the Cingular store was of no help....