May 2005
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a woman with seasonal allergies I’m cold and I’m drippy. My eyes are watering. I sound like I’m eighty. I’m popping Benadryl like it’s going out of style. You see, the majority of my formative years were spent in a world where only two seasons existed, rainy and not rainy. I’ve never been able to get used to the East Coast concept of...
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Home Again, Home Again I never stop to think about how very busy I am during the school year until I return to the land of whole grains and Lifetime television, AKA my parents’ house. This past week has consisted of long walks to the library to forage for DVDs, drinking endless cups of coffee and trying to keep the dog from eating moths (she brings them into the living room alive and then...
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All Grown Up I’m done with finals, bitches! Time to pack up and ship out. For those of you wondering about the oxygen bar, here’s a scary photo:
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Cold Night, Hot Cheese Just the date I needed Who is the perfect man? I haven’t a clue, but I do know that he would bring me pizza at two in the morning, keep me company while I smoke scandalous cigarettes and laugh at my crazed finals week banter. J surprised me last night with a much-needed break from studying and it was quite refreshing. Between the Oxygen Bar at the Campus Center and...
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Putting the “Stud” in “Study” Why does my floor look like this: Aside from my love of roasted nuts, there is only one answer. Finals week is upon us! Now is the time where Smith students dive into the deepest depths of their never ending despair. People, last night I walked with Liz to grab coffee in nothing but a pair of pajama pants and a slip. My hair is wild, my teeth...
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Self-Portrait Sunday Post-Cho, Ashlee gets in on the fun.