December 2006
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Enjoying: Reviews of New Foods Via McSweeny’s Dagoba’s New Moon Organic Chocolate Bar is the dessert equivalent of the date who respectfully kisses you goodnight when you really want to gyrate against the wall.
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Behold the Magic of International SMS I’m in the provinces now but I’ll email you when I get back to civilization. I and a gaggle of cousins went graveyard exploring yesterday. It was like something out of Tomb Raider. There was little I could do to offer up an interesting response.
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The Brand Would be Called Firm Foundation One of my main complaints about being born forty years too late is the utter lack of body-firming undergarments. Example: last night, after pie upon pie, rib upon rib and gallon upon gallon of beverage, I returned to my abode feeling less than attractive. After a few hours, a lovely conversation with a new friend and a some much-needed calcium tablets, I...
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Merry Christmas, Wayward Googlers Much Christmas love is being sent out to all of you who have arrived at One More Salute to Vanity via the following search queries:
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As a holiday gift to you, allow me to offer my sage advice:
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Thanks, N The best kind of friend is one who, after you rescue them from a thunderstorm, will do your dishes and buy you coffee the next morning. The blueberry bagel was delicious.
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500th Post Blogger is telling me that I have now posted five hundred times over the course of the last four years. If One More Salute to Vanity were a television show, it would be All My Children. If it were Noah (of The Ark) it would be a brand new daddy. So where’s my gigantic cake and a sing-a-long? Where’s Susan Lucci? More importantly, where’s the flood? In honor of such a...
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All I Want for Christmas… is is that fantastic hair. Oh, and electricity. Perhaps a little bourbon would help with my heating situation, as well. Oh hell, just toss in the girl while you’re at it. She can mix me a drink and fashion my coif while we chat about the benefits of a raw foods diet. It’s so convenient when you have nothing to heat your meals with! View IAAFOTS’s...
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The Votes are In The Time article is located here. I suppose I should be congratulating you as well. I’d be a whole lot happier if my electricity was on, as I have been living without it since Thursday evening. Blogging by candlelight, it is.
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Life Lessons After a long night out with an old friend, do not wake up early the next morning. You will only fall asleep on the bus and wind up bolting forward and emitting a small shriek when your iPod switches from Iron and Wine to AC/DC.
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Sending Out My Resume TJ: You’re going to hate me for this, but I have to say it anyway Me: Shoot TJ: I feel like you need to date a normal guy. A beer and football guy. Not a full on brute, just someone more like me than [guy I dated briefly in high school who later came out]. Definitely not a guy who’s favorite movie is Amelie. Me: Oh man, I think I just peed my pants a little. Me: Here are my...
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I’d Go for the Bacon, Personally Lauren: I’m thinking of adding more meat to my diet. Me: So the pescetarian thing is really working out for you? Lauren: Yeah, it’s been good. I think it’s time to branch out. Me: Chicken? Lauren: Pork. Me: That’s a big step. No beef or chicken? Just moving right on from fish to pork? After ten years? Lauren: So how should I begin,...
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Santa Claus Has Arrived in Town
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Just Call Me Maverick Good things are a-brewing Fleetwell Fox: some of the following domain names are available: Marias Button: okay, shoot. Fleetwell Fox: musecruise, prickerbush, innertube, mineymo, snootshoot, and tigertoe Fleetwell Fox: oh, and cupofjew Fleetwell Fox: I feel like converting to Judaism and opening a coffee shop just so I can use that name. All of the others sound more like...