August 2006
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Not Unlike the Battle Between Good and Evil that Exists Within Me And yes, that beer is to scale.
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I’m Loving Select photos from I Love the Prom.
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This is Why Joey Greco was Stabbed Watching Shannen Doherty attempt to soothe people’s relationship woes through a series of humiliating set-ups and awkward silences reminds me of a kinder, gentler, Cheaters. While it’s true that I love TV to a point (a very blunt point, with lots of room and leather club chairs), something about “hunt ‘em down and smoke ‘em...
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I’ve Been Known to Violently Sniff D’s Bottle of Aftershave Those who have spent any amount of time with me and possess superb hygiene are aware that I am quite vocal about how lovely people smell. However, up until a few short weeks ago, I had not realized how frequently I actually comment on this. L brought it to my attention, saying, “Jesus, can’t you just silently...
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Friedrich and Arthur Didn’t Bargain for This Fleetwell Fox: don’t you love the finality of a period? Marias Button: what the hell are you talking about? Fleetwell Fox: can’t you follow me? Fleetwell Fox: get on the ball, Drew! Get on the medicine ball! Take your medicine! Fleetwell Fox: cheap frat beer has lamed my Nietzsche and Schopenhauer Marias Button: drunkey. Fleetwell Fox:...
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Oh, How it Haunts Me With my bank account rapidly dwindling, I hear the call of the wild burrito.
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Nothing but Trouble D (staring at the traffic ahead of us): We should have tooken 99. Me: Did you just say “tooken”? D: No, you just think I’m stupid. Me: No, I think you’re smart. S-M-R-T. D: I hate you.
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Praise Be to God, I Now Have Wireless As the title implies, I’m finally back in the swing of things. Although my precious Macbook* is visiting the hospital for a few days, I should be posting near-daily again by next week. The cable man is coming on Sunday afternoon. A plethora of television channels AND internet access? The drought is finally over! *Spell check keeps urging me to change...