January 2008
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One Year Ago Today Here’s to a wonderful 2008.
On Demand
You know your significant other has been hitting the SciFi channel hard when your Project Runway marathon is interrupted by a reminder that Dinotopia will be on shortly.
December 2007
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Wrapping Up Oh, 2007, you Type-A overachiever, you. In a matter of hours you will be complete. Kaput. Done for. No worries, you’ve had a jam-packed run. Let’s recap, shall we? You began with the end of one relationship and have seen me through the first 365 days of another. You sifted through piles of horrifying Craigslist ads to bring me an authentically-awesome job with health...
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Merry and Bright
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Three Christmases
I weigh sixteen pounds and my head is bald. When left alone, my older girl cousin picks me up by the armpits and places me in a laundry basket. I am propped up with towels and socks. She pulls me around the house like this for hours. When out of the basket, she attempts to sit me up on my own, but I topple over, weighed down by my large bare head. On Christmas morning my...
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My Sentiments, Exactly Stefan: I’ve been gorging myself on youtube, interviews and political blogs. It’s affecting my health.
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Daily Candy: Finally Acknowledging This Whole Obesity Thing I have a love-hate relationship with Daily Candy. That is to say, I dislike most of the things that are offered up to me on a daily basis, yet I cannot quit it without feeling as if I might miss out on a rare gem. Frankly, I am not up to speed enough on the happenings of my great metropolis to forgo ingesting the musings of an underpaid...
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Monday Morning Simplicity Makes Me Miss New England
Valhalla, I am coming (but most likely not until spring or summer).
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The Wisdom of Our Foremothers I hunger for this leopard-print capelette, but I am afraid.
“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
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From the (Junk) Mail Bag Drew - If u want my advice, you seriously need to look at your cock size -Marky McColl Dear Marky - Thanks for the tip! Just a quick question, have we met before? I ask because you seem to have your man parts mixed up with my Petula Clark.* In case you are some wizard of the future, however, I’ll be sure to double check the area for any unusual changes. Again,...
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Gone in a Hot Minute
Gone in a Hot Minute from dzandone on Vimeo. We went to see Gone With the Wind at Central Cinema awhile back. Tipping the scales with three intermissions and nearly four hours of old southern drama, GWTW means business. I thought I’d condense it a bit for all of you busy folks out there. Cliff notes!
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Collide of the West Seattle Bloggers Shame on me! NaBloPoMo ends and I completely conk out. But wait! I’ve taken a brief break from my long-awaited nap to report new happenings in the not-so-small world of Seattle blogging. Last Friday I had the pleasure of meeting drinking with Mona of Hello Insomnia. A fellow West Seattleite, Mona and I have a great deal in common, including a love of...