March 2007
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Hobo News Flash Reporting live from the number 10 bus to Capitol Hill
“I’m a rock and roll man. You know who a rock and roll man is? Not George Bush. He’s a liar and a thief.”
February 2007
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Sent to My Mother this Morning Just a quick message to let you know I made it into the office. Not to worry, I’m not wandering the streets playing craps and fraternizing with loose women. Cheers! -Drew You know, just keeping her up to speed.
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Things I’ve Enjoyed Lately
The last few introductory bars of Love and Happiness during which Al Green really kicks it up a notch.
Ian skipping out of the bathroom wearing only a pair of black briefs and gold aviator sunglasses and insisting that I perform an impromptu photo shoot.
An extremely thorough Wikipedia article on pneumatic tubes, in particular the pneumatic subway car that...
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Time Flies After browsing vintage children’s watches over at Watchismo (the 1965 James Bond 007 spy watch is a favorite) I got to thinking about my very first time piece. Like the majority of my accessories, past and present, the love I possessed for my first watch had everything to do with form and hardly anything to offer in the way of function.* As the slight squeeze of a turtleneck...
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Just When You’re Beginning to Fall Asleep at Your Desk… PostSecret renews your faith in the grand scheme of the universe, again.
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Tourists 47.61 (47°36’) | -122.34 (-122°20’)
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I Tried to Dance to Britney Spears, I Guess I’m Getting on in Years When I first purchased the new, tiny, shiny iPod Shuffle I was a bit wary the autofill feature. As the words “control freak” don’t begin to describe the depth of my daily power struggle against The Man, a playlist selected entirely by the Mac Gods seemed a little dangerous. My iPod Mini had recently bit...
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Love is in the Air But then, he said a lot of things, didn’t he? He said he had connections in all the magazines. He said I had that special something. He said these pictures could really open up doors for me. He said if I just showed a little more skin it would make the pictures so much easier to sell. He said everything he needed to, and I believed him. Hey, I thought I could trust a guy...
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On My Mind
Howard Taft being pried from multiple White House bathtubs
The untimely death of Anna Nichole
Ian’s gorgeous posts over at So Picante It’s En Fuego
Nearly-belated Valentine’s Day cards in need of being sent to my relatives
What sort of deep nostalgia has kept me from filing for a Washington State ID after living in Seattle for a full seven months?
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Valentine’s Day Came Early This Year Archaeologists in Italy have unearthed two skeletons thought to be 5,000 to 6,000 years old, locked in an embrace.
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Topics Covered in Ian’s Dreams As evidenced by early-morning incoherent utterances
Feeding schedules of North-American bears
Intricacies of leg wrestling
Mumbling contest techniques
Clog dancing
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Example 8,961 Why the Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree Hi Honey, I hope you are having a good day. Miss you! Love, Mom P.S. Today I rode all the way to work on the ferry, plus two buses with a brown sock stuck to the Velcro hood of my jacket. Don’t you think someone from the Island of Vashon should have whispered in my ear, and informed me of my fashion faux pas?
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Super Owl Party or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Football Brief list of things I don’t typically do:
Dive headfirst into committed relationships
Watch televised sporting events
Make friends with mentally unstable hobos
Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C All and all, these past few weeks have been unbelievably wonderful.