July 2007
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Twitter Post Bus driver: next stop airport. The stop after that will be Cancun. For a dollar more I’ll drive you all to Jamaica. Follow me on Twitter
June 2007
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Twitter Post Heading to Vashon where I will do nothing but sleep, eat and watch sweet, sweet fancy cable for two days. Follow me on Twitter
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These Nuts Don’t Run This bag of nuts was included in a gift basket delivered to my office for the 4th of July. After it sat in the kitchen for a few days, I noticed that someone crossed out “for,” thus producing a more appropriate statement.
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Twitter Post How to win my love: after a long day at work, cook me breakfast for dinner and do the dishes. Swoon. Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post Just fell face first onto the pavement as I was running for the bus. My day can only get better from here. Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post Just ate a sesame bar and fruit leather for lunch. I might eat like a 5 year old, but I’m a healthy 5 year old. Follow me on Twitter
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An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton Dear Hill, So, you’re running for president. I, of course, have been super psyched about this for awhile now, ever since your husband began his first term. ‘92 was a good year for my family, Hill. I can recall being picked up and spun around in the air (that’s how long ago this was) by my parents when we first heard the news. The thought that a...
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Twitter Post You know you’re in need of cable when your Netflix notification that disc 1 of Colonial House is on its way prompts a celebration dance. Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post The sight of the Salvadorian man crocheting a baby blanket for his wife on the bus is hurting my heart. A lot. Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post The airport cargo center’s logo is almost an exact copy of the delicio.us icon. What does it all mean? Follow me on Twitter
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Everything is Legal in Amsterdam Dear kind folks over at GiveUsBackNewYork.com, While I fully support the deep-retro movement to utilize the Big Apple’s original moniker, New Amsterdam, I must inform you that your logo looks as if you “heart” Narcotics Anonymous. Twelve Stepping It Like, Drew
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A Perpetual Round of “Who’s On First?” Ian: I think that there is a disconnect between what comes out of my mouth and what you hear. Me: I think that you just summed up centuries of communication issues between men and women. Ian: Will it always be like this? Me: I think so. It’s like you’re Abbott and I’m Costello. Best friends forever. Ian: Ha. Me: The...
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Twitter Post Bus woman on cell: “I don’t know about this whole five-thirty in the morning thing.” Truer words were never spoken, sister. Follow me on Twitter
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This Is What I Look Like After Eight Hours of Moving and Eight Hours of Unpacking There were no major mishaps, other than me driving a two inch splinter into my thumb as I was making my way upstairs in the dark (all the lamps had been packed). The new neighborhood is absolutely fantastic. We dined on brioche and mochas this morning from the little French bakery around the corner and shopped for...
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Twitter Post Super Supplements is between Arby’s and KFC. Infuse your fast food experience! Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post The Armed Forces recruiting office is next to the discount gun store and a block away from the airport. Way to go, outskirts of Seattle. Follow me on Twitter
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Wednesday = Advice Day When you’re short on funds but want to enjoy the food and beverage of the washed masses, go to happy hour at an upscale establishment. I’m off for a hair cut, wine and fancy pizza (at The Pink Door) with Whit.
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Things We Did Last Weekend to Avoid Packing Cooked. Celebrated June’s 60th birthday. Explored Ballard. Made friends. Set sail. Ate cake. Terrorized Lauren. Made music with pups.
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So Two Sodium Atoms are Walking Down the Street… …when all of a sudden the first one turns to the second and says, “uh oh, I think I lost an electron.” The second sodium atom says, “are you sure?” The first one replies, “Yep, I’m positive.” Did you know that the National Salt Institute offers a highly-informative FAQ page? Did you know that...