July 2007
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Twitter Post There’s a guy dressed as a huge pint of Guinness walking down 1st avenue. Follow me on Twitter
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Love Is Like Butter: It Goes Well With Bread Lately, I have been actively attempting to stock up on consumables. This is perhaps due in part to the fact that hey, eating out is expensive and gosh, I have a man in my house who will occasionally make me dinner if I whine long enough and there is, indeed, food with which to cook. My previously bare refrigerator and untouched kitchen served a number...
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Enjoying: Reviews of New Foods Via McSweeny’sFlapjack Shot: A hearty mixture of Jack Daniel’s whiskey and maple syrup. It tastes like when my grandpa used to make us pancakes when he was drunk. Only now I’m the one getting drunk. And there aren’t any pancakes.
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Twitter Post Ever add additional items to your to-do list after the fact just to feel like you’ve made progress? Write to-do list: check. Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post Some days I’d just prefer to wear a gigantic paper sack to work and be done with this whole dog and pony show. Follow me on Twitter
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We Went to the Strawberry Festival View the Flickr photo set here.
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Twitter Post Coughing lady on the bus best not be giving me Consumption. Follow me on Twitter
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Fairy Tales Can Come True Should I be ashamed by the sheer excitement oozing from my veins since I learned I’m now an approved commenter on Jezebel.com? Perhaps the heat has finally gotten to me. I’m off to nurse a sunburn and watch This Filthy World.
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Twitter Post Pissed about wearing pants right now. Nothing can compare to one of Ian’s undershirts. They’re like nighties for short people. Follow me on Twitter
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Because I Am Not in the Business of Unbridled Enthusiasm The Fashion Edition You! On the bus! With the industrial backpack and waterproof shorts! I am angry about your outfit. Perhaps it’s because I currently reside in the Pacific Northwest, where the majority of the population looks as though they are either preparing for an intense outdoor adventure or attending a perpetual pajama party.*...
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Twitter Post Guy on the ferry: I thought I had sleep apnea but then I stopped doing coke and it went away! Follow me on Twitter
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Who Needs a Kwik-E-Mart? We do. Last week seven 7-11s were converted into Kwik-E-Marts in anticipation of the release of the Simpsons Movie. We decided to devote Date Night to explore this momentous occasion. Watch out, Springfield, Seattle’s giving you a run for your money.
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Twitter Post Not cheating is the new saving yourself for marriage. Follow me on Twitter
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Twitter Post What’s cuter than a baby? A baby on the bus speaking French. Follow me on Twitter
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On Guts and Glory There are photos from my last colonoscopy displayed in a diploma frame above my toilet. Why? Aside from the fact that this is what passes for humor in our household, the photos exist to remind me of a time when my insides didn’t look so hot. While Crohn’s Disease still affects my day to day life, the world seems pretty rosy when I reflect on the year I couldn’t...