August 2007
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You Can Lead a Horticulture but You Can’t Make Her Cook This evening the clerk at 7-11 made a meager attempt to flirt with me by striking up a conversation about my nine or ten Cliff/Power/Luna Bars and bottle of SmartWater. My sleepy, grungy, Sunday self was so completely thrown off that I felt obligated to explain away my purchases with technology. You must need a lot of energy. Me? No,...
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Twitter Post The best part of route 43? When the driver stops at Aloha st and says both hello and goodbye. Follow me on Twitter
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Young Man, There’s No Need to Feel Down I had a lengthy post planned, but Ian decided to play freeze tag whilst camping and dislocate his shoulder. Perhaps next time he should skip the whole outdoors experience and share a room with this guy. Afterall, it’s fun to stay at the NMKY.
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Twitter Post Couch. Blanket. Dinner. Movie. Stat. Follow me on Twitter
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Review of New Foods: Jack Daniel’s Lynchburg Lemonade Cooler Note: I’ve been feeling poorly lately. As drinking even the slightest sip of virgin orange juice is upsetting my stomach, I’d thought I’d post a conversation I had with TJ a few weeks ago, wherein we reminisced on the sweet, sweet taste of monogamy and I reviewed a drink so vile it should have never been released...
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Rules from the Real World: Advice to Live By One Year Out of School Wear sunscreen Save at least $50 per week or die broke and homeless If you have no money and would like to eat dinner out, go to happy hour Pay your student loans on time Try to break the coffee habit (that’s a $445/year habit for me) Get a credit card, use it twice, pay it off, LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE Purchase two...