November 2008
24 posts
October 2008
27 posts
Because I Love the Smell of Acrylic Hair in the...
Commuting in full Halloween costume feels halfway between a drag queen in a bad wig and that time Tyra Banks wore a fat suit.
Suddenly, I’m the nerd in the teen movie who’s misinformed it’s a costume party and arrives dressed as a Twinkie, chicken, hot dog, etc.
Once I arrive at the office my confidence will be restored, but until then I’m the Twinkie.
Seagulls, hand clapping and heart break all...
Thought there were free mini massages at the chocolate shop. Nope, just a creepy double date.
Jealous?
Yeah, I just made popcorn in the office microwave and am eating it at my desk. Now I’m going to answer some emails and maybe even revise a few PowerPoint slides.
I guess that’s just how I roll.
No More (Baby I’m a Do Right) - 3LW
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Self Esteem Boost
Me: Did you see that Lawrence Welk skit on SNL?
Me: http://tinyurl.com/BabyHandsVideo
Mona: Baby Hands!?!
Me: Yes! Baby Hands is how I feel when I am sad and gross looking
Me: Like I found a dead cat on the side of the road and I took it home and put some honey on it and then I ate it
Mona: that's the title of my autobiography
Islands In The Stream - Constantines and Feist...
Is it Time to Go Home Yet?
I just sneezed deeply while chewing on a bite size Milky Way. Hello, weekend. Hello, change of clothes in my desk drawer.
The Middle Ages would be the best diet ever.
Lady on the bus is reading a Harlequin Super Romance. The difference between Regular & Super? Anal.
Best Friends Forever - My Head in Front of Your...
Ctrl + ADD
Whitney: we should use our minds like we did in college
Whitney: I just sort of wave at my mind. Like, "hey, I know you are there, but ha! not today"
Me: and then you add another tab to your browsing bar
