November 2008
24 posts
“There are few things in life that are okay to lie about, and one of them is...”
– Drew Zandonella-Stannard (via sopicanteitsenfuego)
There’s a man with a head cold sitting across from me reading a guide for unemployed freelance writers & it’s breaking my heart.
WatchNile Spice haters aside, that Pomegranate 7-Up is pretty good for a sparkling most likely carcinogenic beverage.
An Open Letter to Natural Instant Soup Producers,...
Dear Nile Spice,
You continue to disappoint.
You are essentially the soup equivalent to the last piece of dusty, lint-covered gum at the bottom of my purse.
You’re right, I could simply cease to purchase you, but why fault me for wanting a natural go-to meal solution when I barely have time to put on underpants in the morning?
That said, the Corn Chowder didn’t burn my mouth today,...
Florida Teen Live-Streams His Suicide Online →
According to Wired magazine, online viewers watching the video ranged from “OMG” — Internet slang for oh my god — and LOL — an abbreviation for laughing out loud.
No one should LOL at a time like this.
“As much as I try, I am a lone soldier of enthusiasm in a sea of irony”
– Whitney
Obama May Be President, But I'm Still Allowed to...
Me: If Starbucks is going to have a super sugar free skinny latte why don't they just have an optional diet powder shot
Me: Similar to a protein shot, but with drugs
Whitney: Exactly
Me: Why not give me some ephedrine with my quad shot skinny latte? This is AMERICA
Billy: Calvin Coolidge's Pygmy Hippopotamus
Calvin Coolidge may have been known for his reticence, but he showed little of his trademark reserve when it came to acquiring pets…The main attraction in his personal zoo, though, was Billy, a pygmy hippopotamus…Billy was born in Liberia, but was captured at a young age…
Because there were only a handful of pygmy hippos in the U.S. at the time, Billy quickly went to work as a...
“I ate an Obama cupcake for breakfast. It was delicious. It tasted like victory...”
– - Austin via GChat
Voting benefits today (aside from the obvious):
free ice cream at Ben and Jerry’s
free vibrators at Babeland stores
free donuts at Krispy Kreme
free coffee at Starbucks
I’ll be catching a ferry over to Vashon Island to watch the returns with my mama after work...
