July 2008
22 posts
dzandone: Sun-dried tomatoes are bitter fruits of... →
If You Like Pina Coladas
D: So the reason why you get more hungover off of sugary drinks is that alcohol is metabolized into an aldehyde. Sucrose gets broken into two parts as well and one of them is an aldehyde the breakdown of said aldehyde into other parts is the rate limiting step, so, by swamping your body with excess aldehyde, it can't break it down as quickly which then gives you a headache.
Me: Oh, I always thought it was just Jesus punishing you for being a pussy.
D: You would.
dzandone: Dancing homess guy sporting spandex, a... →
dzandone: Some days it feels like there's a huge... →
6 Song Titles Reflecting the Chronology of...
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“(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction (Without an Insurance Copay)”
“Rehab”
“(I’ve Recently Overcome My) Virtual Insanity”
“(Here’s All of Your Money Back that I Used to Buy) Purple Haze”
“(I’m Poking You On Facebook Because...
dzandone: Someone on this bus had gin for lunch... →
