October 2008
27 posts
September 2008
22 posts
Standing room only at Cafe Presse while waiting for the debates to begin
Girl with the pink Blackberry is totally browsing Craigslist’s Casual Encounters on the bus
Spooky, Scary
I don’t get why everyone is so fascinated with vampires all the damn time, or why anyone over the age of 14 thinks they’re sexy. Vampires are not into doing it. Vampires are into being pale and pouty and draining your will to live. They’re like frozen teenagers. I think people who think vampires are somehow sexy maybe just don’t know how to have sex, or maybe they have had sex but decided it...
It’s a toss up between Bristol Palin or Joan from Mad Men for Halloween
we might be creatures of habit but at least we know our habits are delightful.
– Whitney sums up our perfectly smug hobbies with ease
Iceman '08
D: McCain is a "reformed maverick"
Me: Mavericks are assholes. Look at Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
My Original RPG Would Be Way More Fun than...
D: I'm sort of building my cleric right now
D: he worships Kord, the god of storms, battle, and strength
Me: wouldn't it be better if he worshiped cord? Or chords?
Me: he could be a rope fetishist or concert pianist
Dustin: ah, but that doesn't make for a strong hero though really now does it?
Woman at 7-11 has a tattoo reading “Lady Juice” covering her right arm