February 2009
53 posts
M. Ward covering Joanna Newsom - Sadie
Initial...
The fourth sip of my daily americano produces an aftertaste similar to a handful of Goldfish crackers.
Post-Work OnDemand
Of all the things to censor, E! chooses “free balling.” Oh, Girls Next Door, you’re so sassy.
Also: According to my own personal findings, Everybody Loves Raymond plays on various networks about twenty-three hours a day, seven days per week. This seems excessive.
Regina Spektor - Long Brown Hair
Oh, Regina. The...
Metro Transit is the mean boyfriend you can’t shake. Just when you’re about to give up, the bus comes.
Or Perhaps a Fish
D: J & I might move in together
D: I'm just worried about the cats and that it might be too soon
Me: How many cats?
D: 2
Me: 1 for each month you've been dating
D: Touché.
D: It'll be 3 next week
Me: Time to get another cat
Ace of Base - All That She Wants
I was half...
Reading: Lisa Frank's Wikipedia Page
Her corporation’s artwork features extremely bright and vibrant colors, and round, smooth, reflective surfaces.
The company’s headquarters is in Tucson, Arizona, and is easily visible because of the bright hearts, stars, and music notes decorating the side of the building.
Lisa Frank characters include:
Rainbow Chaser - a brown horse with purple hooves
Bananigans - a monkey with a...
Possible Names for My Future Etsy Shop
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That’s Sew Raven
Embros Before Hos
Embroid Rage
Koozy Korner
UnSeamly
Fertlized Embro
Sewcial Suicide
All My Stitches Are Belong to You
Sew Sorry
Keep in mind I will be selling embroidered wares like t shirts, koozies, dish towels, & original canvases.
I’m leaning towards That’s Sew Raven.
World Cuisine
Me: are you hungry?
Ian: yes, I am
Me: because I have some phở you could VietNOM NOM NOM on
The More You Know: ingesting a cocktail of Airborne, Emergen-C & water will cause stomach upset.
3am: while up finishing a needlepoint project, Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” wafts through from the next apartment. Happy Valentine’s …
Diana Ross - Touch Me in the Morning
This song...
"I Sleep On a Foam Mattress I Found in the...
Barry: I'm applying for journalism fellowships in the states
Me: wow, they still have journalism fellowships?
Barry: yes, no jobs only fellowships
Me: isn't that like a free ride coupon on the Titanic?
Barry: har har HAR
Barry: maybe I'll just make up some job like yours. I'll be manager of Internet Goomba Strategic Acquisition Consulting
Me: hey! Being an Internet culture miner is hard work
Me: I've already got Stage I Pixel Lung
“Do yall know if they let blogs into the Criterion Collection?”
– - Hipster Runoff, The Most Meaningful Metaphors of Our Young Lives’
This is my Valentine’s Day love song for...
It’s 2pm. I’m sitting at my desk eating Laughing Cow wedges on fat-free Saltines & listening to Unchained Melody. Time to punch someone.
Slowly Boil Until thick. Eat with bread.
A deep tissue Wikipedia session let me to the history of Rumford’s Soup, a beer-based stew invented by Count Rumford around 1800 as a ration for the prisoners and the poor of Bavaria. It was also served in workhouses as a nutrient-rich supplement of sorts.
The recipe is rather simple & reads like a poem:
1 part pearl barley
1 part dried (yellow) peas
4 parts potato
salt according...
An obese gentleman on the 55 is using a hunting knife to open a Nutrisystem bar.
