October 2009
37 posts
If you’d like an invitation to Brizzly, let me know. Simply fantastic. Enhanced content with none of the crazy-making features of others.
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
September 2009
39 posts
Sep 29th
Periodic Table of Typefaces - Dear design fairies, please send one of these my way. Vinyl wall decal. In blue. xo http://icio.us/melpld
Sep 29th
Senate Finance Committee debates the federal...
Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ): I don’t need maternity care, and so requiring that to be in my insurance policy is something that I don’t need and will make the policy more expensive.
Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI): If I could just interject once with my colleague — I think your mom probably did.
Sep 28th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
Nine satisfying forms of contact
I agree with & have experienced all but item 6, although the promise of a lengthy zipper pull sounds pleasing. 1. Slipping into well-fitting loafers 2. Moshing 3. Snapping a magnetized purse shut 4. Smashing candlepins with a bowling ball 5. Catching a pass in touch football 6. Zipping into a 4/3 wetsuit 7. Scraping brownie batter with a rubber spatula 8. Riding an endless right 9....
Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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I’m late to the party, but @topherchris came up with a way to view all of my blog images simultaneously. Lovey grid. http://icio.us/nvadyi
Sep 23rd
It’s nearly impossible to describe the face of a sleeping bus passenger who wakes to realize they have no idea where they are.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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“People are good and trustworthy and generally just concerned with getting...”
– Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist in the August edition of Wired This would be my day to day life & business philosophy if all of that messy gray area didn’t tend to get in the way. I’m working to hush it up.
Sep 19th
Observation: when working for a design firm, the phrase “it bled all over the place” spoken into the phone does not raise any eyebrows.
Sep 18th
Sep 18th
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Sep 16th
Things I do not want to Google: can Spanx potentially rearrange your internal organs?
Sep 15th
Dear greasy Ben Folds lookalike on the number 5, you complete me. Nice specs. Juggalos with pit bulls in the back, you do not. Simmer down.
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
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Sep 12th
“A student just came into my library and asked me “do you have that book...”
– Sylvie, the best librarian in the Universe
Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 10th
Well Played, Sir
Stefan: Interview lady said I was "charming"?
Me: Yes!
Stefan: I'm good on the phone. My bete noire is eye contact.
Me: I like to think of you as an Aryan Ira Glass, if that's possible.
Stefan: I once had the AOL screenname: "Teutonic Adonis". It was gonna be my rap name. I even ran it by a real DJ.
Me: I used to be a DJ, remember?
Stefan: Yes, but at Smith don't they call it a VJjay?
Sep 10th
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Yesterday: nearly wrote a post dated check to the Erotic Bakery. Metaphor for life as the last wedding of the season wraps up. Mazel tov!
Sep 9th
It’s official: the much craved Pumpkin Spice latte from Starbucks gives me hives. Why do the things I love not love me back?
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
I would very much like to feel like less of a Baskerville Old Face right about now.
Sep 6th
Sep 5th
I just tossed the majority of my belongings, but I’m tempted to enroll in 500 Colored Pencils. Future wall art? http://icio.us/sdqusu
Sep 4th
I know we’re all supposed to hate pigeons, but their little red feet look so pretty in the tint of the bus window headed home at sunset.
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
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I am attempting to resist covering all of my possessions in chalkboard paint. http://icio.us/xjkmkc
Sep 3rd
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I'm More of a Puma
I thought the guy spouting off about coming face to face with a real live cougar yesterday morning was just another crazy bus hobo until I came across this article. The jury’s still out on whether or not the aforementioned gentleman actually petted the cougar or really had an extensive background in taxidermy. That would explain the smell, though.
Sep 2nd
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Sep 1st