January 2010
20 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Jan 30th
Modern Causality Dilemmas
Me: I know I'm supposed to hate the game and not the playa, but it's so hard.
Me: Because didn't playas create the game? In order to play it?
Mona: Which came first, the playa or the game?
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Like a Roll Top Desk
When it rains, I sporadically burst into panic imagining my bangs morphing into something akin to Peggy’s circa season one of Mad Men.
Jan 25th
“Do you do the social media?”
– This is now stuck in my head on repeat. Answer: “I do the social media, I do the social media, I do…” (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 22nd
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Chapter from My Forthcoming DIY Book, "Accessorize...
Bump-its: Like high heels. But for your head. 
Jan 21st
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Jan 14th
“I have not been able to witness the voluntary adoption of torn, worn-out, and...”
– Theodore Dalrymple (Originally re-blogged from Jake Lodwick)
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Worst Dinner Party Ever
Whitney: E says he wants us to throw a big fake wedding, just to have a big party because weddings are The Big Party.
Me: DON'T DO IT. The only acceptable way is if there is no bride and no groom. Then it could be like a murder mystery dinner party. People could discover who the bride and groom are!
Me: Or what if only semi-serious couples were there and then you could force them to get married!
Whitney: Isn't that the bachelor?
Me: Oh yeah, never mind. This is a horrible idea.
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