March 2010
14 posts
“I’m a mom. And my kid’s going to find this someday. I don’t...”
– - Tina Fey knows the value of a solid Montessori education.
Disclaimer: I went to a Montessori school from preschool through eighth grade. Aside from never learning my 8 multiplication table, I’m pretty awesome.
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“You’re only nice because you think God can hear you.”
– Whitney, teaching me life lessons.
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Never Forget to Not Remember Me: In Which I Spoil...
Last weekend Whitney conned me into seeing Remember Me, which of course I kept calling Don’t Forget Me. Lindy West basically said everything I was thinking after enduring two hours of what is essentially a snuff film with the most depressing surprise ending ever.
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
I enjoy depressing films. Sophie’s Choice. Lorenzo’s Oil. The Elephant...
“It’s not always going to be like this. There’s going to be a day...”
– - Apocalypstick
Some days I wake up sniffing the back of my boyfriend’s neck, add an extra shot to my americano, know all of the answers to all of the questions in my inbox, take a walk in the freshly baked sunshine, combat multiple Gchat windows, eat lunch with one of the five people on this...
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End Of Day Craiglist Links, Forwarded to My Inbox... →
At first glance I thought the squirrel was holding a gun. Everything about that situation screams both no and yes simultaneously.
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Good Slacks and a Sensible Blouse
Me: what a difference an hour shorter of sleep makes! I sound like my mother.
Whitney: I now get anxious about how much sleep I get, like, if I go to bed late I think of how PAINFUL it will be.
Me: it's a sickness.
Whitney: it's called GROWING UP! Augh, and it sucks.
Me: but parts of it are good! We have access to more things! We've done most of the hard stuff! That's what she said!
Whitney: you should come over and watch stories with me.
Me: I promise not to bring pudding this time.
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Art Imitates Life, Avocado
Me: should I just pick something up for dinner? Nick: we have no peppers or onions Me: I’ll just pick something up Nick: we have avocado Occasionally, if you blog something it eventually comes true.
