May 2010
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April 2010
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Hannibal Unmasked, Perhaps
My office looks out onto a wildlife trail. The woman currently walking alongside the creek seems prepped and ready for contemplative b-roll shots, maybe for an episode of 48 Hour Mystery or a documentary about black market organ harvesting. You know the look.
True story: during a Valentine’s Day weekend away with Nick I found myself trapped in our romantic Portland hotel room uncontrollably...
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Thinking About Zippers
B. F. Goodrich registered the term in 1925 when it added the fastener to its rubber boots. French fashion designers were won over in 1937 after the zipper beat the button in “The Battle of the Fly.” And Esquire magazine said the new zippered fly promised to end “the possibility of unintentional and embarrassing disarray.”
More.
“We have a strategic plan, it’s called doing things.”
– Herb Kelleher, Southwest Airlines
This is always my best strategy.
(via Swiss Miss)
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Teen Wolf
Whitney: The 17 year old in you will always desire certain things.
Me: There's only one 17 year old in me and his name is Taylor Lautner.
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“I can’t believe that little people come out of us!”
– Alex, talking about Mona’s bundle of joy that arrived this morning. Click here if you want to make you’re ovaries go zing! He’s already smiling.
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But At Least I Have My Bra to Support Me
Last week saw me:
Undergo a CT scan, during which a nice young technician pushed my underwire bra up and over my breasts so as not to roast me alive during my brief ride in the whirring tube because apparently in my world “remove everything but your underwear” means “do not be the weirdo that takes her bra off only to find out that she wasn’t supposed to take her bra off...