June 2010
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A Continuum Between the Two
Me: twin brains?
Whitney: you are my parasitic twin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_twin)
Me: I "maintain dominant development at the expense of the other."
Me: wait am I the opposite? Are you the dominant twin? That's just cold.
Whitney: we take turns
Me: okay perfect. What's your schedule like?
Whitney: this week? Wide open for sucking your blood.
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Menus for Feelings
Oppressive Ennui in the Frozen Foods Aisle
Jalapeno poppers, Smucker’s Uncrustables
Abandoned Passive-Aggressive GChats
Wilted lettuce. Salted luncheon meats.
No Friends at the Potluck
Spanakopita with stray hair. Rice pudding to finish.
Secret Shame
Angel food cake slathered in mayonnaise.
Free Clinic Handsome
Me: Is he cute?
Mona: He's cute in the "Seattle doesn't have a lot of attractive people" kind of way.
Me: Something akin to Public Transportation Hot.
Mona: Exactly.