Happy Valentine’s Day, Internet. 

This pig embodies precisely how I feel on my very best day. Precisely. 

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Winter nights in are even cozier with these rustic and earthy votive holders. Thanks, Pinterest. 

Today in cool conversations with ex-boyfriends. 

Today in cool conversations with ex-boyfriends. 

Self Soothing
Tell your mother “goodbye” and never “goodnight” to ensure that neither of you will ever die.
Close your eyes and review every item of beige clothing worn by Meryl Streep in Kramer vs. Kramer.
Visualize yourself poaching two perfect eggs.
Silently repeat your family’s dinnertime grace whenever you hear a siren and everyone in need will be okay. 
Listen to the hum of the dishwasher running in a warm, dark house.

Self Soothing

  • Tell your mother “goodbye” and never “goodnight” to ensure that neither of you will ever die.
  • Close your eyes and review every item of beige clothing worn by Meryl Streep in Kramer vs. Kramer.
  • Visualize yourself poaching two perfect eggs.
  • Silently repeat your family’s dinnertime grace whenever you hear a siren and everyone in need will be okay. 
  • Listen to the hum of the dishwasher running in a warm, dark house.

Like most of us, Maude’s weekend plans were derailed by a warm pile of laundry. 

I was just noting how wonderful it would be if Jacob and I were to recreate these magical scenes for our Save the Date “cards” (am I supposed to capitalize those words?) but then he reminded me that it is, in fact, very early in the morning slash late at night on the very first day of the year and perhaps what seems like a good idea at the time may, in fact, confuse older relatives and yes, that is why I am marrying him, if you don’t mind very much.
Don’t worry, though. I still make Beyoncé’s face upon waking each morn.  I was just noting how wonderful it would be if Jacob and I were to recreate these magical scenes for our Save the Date “cards” (am I supposed to capitalize those words?) but then he reminded me that it is, in fact, very early in the morning slash late at night on the very first day of the year and perhaps what seems like a good idea at the time may, in fact, confuse older relatives and yes, that is why I am marrying him, if you don’t mind very much.
Don’t worry, though. I still make Beyoncé’s face upon waking each morn. 

I was just noting how wonderful it would be if Jacob and I were to recreate these magical scenes for our Save the Date “cards” (am I supposed to capitalize those words?) but then he reminded me that it is, in fact, very early in the morning slash late at night on the very first day of the year and perhaps what seems like a good idea at the time may, in fact, confuse older relatives and yes, that is why I am marrying him, if you don’t mind very much.

Don’t worry, though. I still make Beyoncé’s face upon waking each morn. 

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“We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.”
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld (via larmoyante)

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I upgraded my dying iPhone and emailed myself a few notes for archiving. My new phone has renamed me Business Lady. I’m keeping it.