Menus for Feelings
Oppressive Ennui in the Frozen Foods Aisle
Jalapeno poppers, Smucker’s Uncrustables
Abandoned Passive-Aggressive GChats
Wilted lettuce. Salted luncheon meats.
No Friends at the Potluck
Spanakopita with stray hair. Rice pudding to finish.
Secret Shame
Angel food cake slathered in mayonnaise.








