One More Salute to Vanity

Menus for Feelings

Oppressive Ennui in the Frozen Foods Aisle

Jalapeno poppers, Smucker’s Uncrustables

Abandoned Passive-Aggressive GChats

Wilted lettuce. Salted luncheon meats.

No Friends at the Potluck

Spanakopita with stray hair. Rice pudding to finish.

Secret Shame

Angel food cake slathered in mayonnaise.

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Free Clinic Handsome

Me: Is he cute?
Mona: He's cute in the "Seattle doesn't have a lot of attractive people" kind of way.
Me: Something akin to Public Transportation Hot.
Mona: Exactly.
1 month ago / 1 note /
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So glad we’re finally getting down to the bottom of this.

So glad we’re finally getting down to the bottom of this.

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Winners, All of You!

I’m so happy to announce that the lovely Amy has won the Debra Macki for Yellow Umbrella eye shadow giveaway! Exclamation point!

1 month ago / 1 note / Winner,
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Koi before brunch at Swansons Nursery.

Koi before brunch at Swansons Nursery.

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The future is now.

The future is now.

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Re: Imaginary Polar Bears

itstimetogethelp:
however, there is this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M67JwFsM_M
which kinda could be what you wanted?

Unfortunately, that’s not the song. Fortunately, the song you linked to is exceptionally rad. Thank you.

Re: Imaginary Polar Bears

itstimetogethelp:

however, there is this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M67JwFsM_M

which kinda could be what you wanted?

Unfortunately, that’s not the song. Fortunately, the song you linked to is exceptionally rad. Thank you.

via itstimetogethelp / 2 months ago / 2 notes /
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Just in case you, too, have had an apparently imaginary song stuck in your head all day, a search “my love for you is like a polar bear” does not yield any results. Until now.

Just in case you, too, have had an apparently imaginary song stuck in your head all day, a search “my love for you is like a polar bear” does not yield any results. Until now.

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This makes me want to bust a hole through the side of my living room and build a small veranda on which to grill alfresco. When I grill enfresco it tends to set my kitchen on fire.
$49.95 over at Bodum.

This makes me want to bust a hole through the side of my living room and build a small veranda on which to grill alfresco. When I grill enfresco it tends to set my kitchen on fire.

$49.95 over at Bodum.

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My desert island cupcakes for the Lost finale were featured over on Cupcakes of the Day. Nick had a few friends over last night to celebrate. Give me a theme. I run.

My desert island cupcakes for the Lost finale were featured over on Cupcakes of the Day. Nick had a few friends over last night to celebrate. Give me a theme. I run.

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