Let’s All Just Cheer Up For a Minute

This week has been difficult for a few sad reasons, you guys. Instead of elaborating at the moment, I’d like to instead present a list of Five Important Facts About Good Dog Carl, as sourced from his delightful web site:

1. Carl’s favorite animal is the elephant, though he has never seen one in person.
2. He loves to play all kinds of ball games.
3. Carl is a vegetarian.
4. He enjoys baked potatoes, warm or cold. He likes them so much he doesn’t require butter.
5. On the Sunny Side of the Street is one of his favorite songs.

I’ve written about my meaningful relationship with Carl in the past. It remains one of my more functional ones to this day.