Failed Facebook Statuses

• Drew is dancing like no one is watching & loving like she’s never been hurt
• Drew is the red wheelbarrow
• Drew is just remembering to breathe
• Drew is the first day of the rest of your life
• Drew let the dogs out
• Drew is the best soy latte that you ever had
• Drew is a DJ and life is a dance floor
• Drew’s love don’t cost a thing
• Drew misses you like the deserts miss the rain