One time in college someone stole my macaroni & cheese from the communal microwave while the noodles were still in the process of cooking. The conspiracy surrounding the above photo accurately captures the betrayal I felt that night.

I took solace in the fact that the macaroni thieves were chomping down on gluey noodles sans cheese powder, just as I know that these heartless purveyors of American cheese triangles will one day have to answer to a square authority.