Polarizing Topics

Tess Lynch is my kind of lady. Example:

1. Blind Items

I hate blind items. I picture the people who write them living in squalor, chewing on a splintering toothpick, and drinking the cheapest gin imaginable out of a dirty mug. In my mind, they work on typewriters, which is their only redeeming characteristic.

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3. Musical genres: metal, top 40, country

Country especially. Do you really like “all music except country”? Is Hank Williams more offensive to you than the aforementioned Joan Osbourne? Actually?

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