Spooning

Most days I eat my yogurt with a fork because there is someone in this office who hoards spoons. Perhaps they have many hands and need to hold something shiny at all times. Perhaps they are hammering them down and drilling holes in the handles and crafting a decorative wind chime. I was going to post my complaint on Twitter but was then reminded that no one really cares about my spoon issues. If the Game Show Network ever gets desperate and starts pitching mashups of Minute to Win It meets Supermarket Sweep meets one of those sad commercials where women replace desserts with non-fat yogurt I might really be able to let my talents shine.

Fingers crossed.