Mission Statement

Me: Not everyone can handle dating a tiny dog.

Whitney: you have to get a special bag for it and feed it treats at frequent intervals.

Me: It takes a real man to date a tiny dog.

Whitney: someone needs to come feed me treats and put me in a little satchel that is really a bed.

Me: a little satchel that is really a bed. This is what we need. Give me a man who gives me that, and I’ll show you the man I’ll marry.

Whitney: everything that is what it is not.

Me: we need whimsy that is not whimsy.

Whitney: we need sincerity that is not sincerity.

Whitney: WE ARE SEEKING A NEW AND MIGHTIER WORLD

Me: WE SEEK THE INTERNET!

Whitney: That is our game. Life, edited.

Me: To be funnier. To be cuter.