Jacob: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45658362/ns/local_news-seattle_wa/#.Tue04mPNm-UMe: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS RIGHT NOW? SERIOUSLY? Jacob: what? He looked cool.Me: that dead seal is named Al. This is the most depressing thing in the world.  Jacob: he lived a long nice life and has a son. Me: read the article! It is not his son! It is just another furry seal. On loan, even. Jacob: it says he is “survived by,” doesn’t that mean they are related? Me: they cohabitated, but Al was not biologically related to his seal son.  Me: like if you and I were married and you died you would be “survived by” me but we’re not releated. We would just live together like SAD SEALS. Jacob: sad seals together.

Jacob: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45658362/ns/local_news-seattle_wa/#.Tue04mPNm-U

Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS RIGHT NOW? SERIOUSLY?

Jacob: what? He looked cool.

Me: that dead seal is named Al. This is the most depressing thing in the world.
 
Jacob: he lived a long nice life and has a son.
 
Me: read the article! It is not his son! It is just another furry seal. On loan, even.
 
Jacob: it says he is “survived by,” doesn’t that mean they are related?
 
Me: they cohabitated, but Al was not biologically related to his seal son.
 
Me: like if you and I were married and you died you would be “survived by” me but we’re not releated. We would just live together like SAD SEALS.

Jacob: sad seals together.

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  1. fruitpizza said: Another story on Al’s passing notes Isaac is his biological son: “As an adult male, he sired a pup, Isaac, who is now 11 years old and on loan [to Boston]” but still very SAD SEAL that he is far away and probably doesn’t even know dad’s dead.
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