File under: people who are actually blogging. Unlike me, who is digging through boxes upon boxes of kitsch I have hauled around from coast to coast for the past twelve years. Because apparently I am the most organized hoarder on the planet. So organized, in fact, that I had no idea that my small-but-tidy living quarters could even hold this mass of oddities. My closet is the world’s largest curio cabinet. I should sell tickets.

You may have guessed I am moving. More on this later.

But seriously, check out Hey, Stop It. I have no idea who, exactly, she is, but she has provided me with soul shaking cackles for the past few weeks.

I shall return shortly, if the plastic model animals and Catholic collectibles don’t get me first.