Me:
The Business of Being Born is a must-see if only for Ricki Lake pushing out a kid in her tiny shower tub
Mona:
I should check that out. But then I will want a birthing tub and Nathan will want to get in it all "let's go swimming, mom!" My place is too small.
Me:
How about Wild Waves? You could go down the slide and come out the other end baby in hand. Weeeee!
Me:
It would be very symbolic. Like your own rebirth through the plastic canal of moderately priced water parks
Mona:
The large fallopian tubes of Great Wolf's lazy river
