I agree with & have experienced all but item 6, although the promise of a lengthy zipper pull sounds pleasing.
1. Slipping into well-fitting loafers
2. Moshing
3. Snapping a magnetized purse shut
4. Smashing candlepins with a bowling ball
5. Catching a pass in touch football
6. Zipping into a 4/3 wetsuit
7. Scraping brownie batter with a rubber spatula
8. Riding an endless right
9. Cupping a baby’s head
(via magicmolly)
