It’s pretty clear, but just so there’s no confusion, my future home will be halfway between the world’s largest garden gnome & the vintage kitchen above. You know, just in case anyone is looking to compose a slideshow about my unique country residence to include captions like:

Ms. Reidelbach and Mr. Butler have a loft in New York City, but Ms. Reidelbach spends a great deal of her time upstate, tending to Homegrown Mini-Golf.

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