"Sometimes I wish my hair was naturally straight and I could have a sleek bob. Not a Sideshow Bob."

 -  LeMaldeTete, in response to Snap Judgment: One-Half Of TomKat Gets Let Out Of The Bag

The above statement lends itself to two things I woke up thinking about in the wee hours of the morning.

1. Is it possible that my hair has become straighter over the years simply due to the sheer amount of time I have spent worrying about whether or not it will turn frizzy or, God forbid, poofy over the course of a humid or rainy day?

2. I would have enjoyed watching the Simpsons movie so much more if I had been able to catch it on the big screen. Also: why did no one tell me that Bart Simpson’s yellow, cartoon penis was featured for what seemed like a very long two seconds? Shocking.

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