In Other Depressing News: I Just Filled Out a Form Saying that I Expect to Retire in 2044

  • Me: I have to go to a meeting for my 401K. I know nothing about financial planning.
  • Fred: Just put tons of money in!
  • Me: But I want to spend all of my money on fanciful things
  • Me: like an indentured servant to separate the marshmallows from the whole grain in my Lucky Charms.
  • Fred: Think of a 401K as something you can spend your money on and in exchange get a warm fuzzy feeling.
  • Me: Well, that's not quite as good, but I suppose it will work.

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