Three Things I Learned from Daytime Television

  1. If you are suspicious enough of your significant other to contact the producers of Cheaters, your significant other is most definitely cheating on you.
  2. All meteorologists seem a little off to me. In a way I can’t seem to place. This makes me nervous.
  3. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is about ninety five cents short of a dollar. 

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