AND I DONT BUST BACK BECAUSE I SHOOT FIRST

This is why she’s my best friend. Gchat:

Boy: what are u getting at?
BFF: it isn’t possible for me to be more explicit.  do as you like.
Boy: I’m calling u
BFF: I cannot talk.
Boy: I am the same person now that i was three months ago
BFF: ok
Boy: pick up
BFF: I won’t pause Lil Wayne for you

Dispatch from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Vikings.

(Source: whitneyricketts)