"You can bribe yourself. I call it ‘toothpaste-tube writing,’ which is when you just sit down and squeeze. And one would assume that toothpaste-tube writing would be terrible, the end result would be terrible, and that the days when you ‘feel the muse’ and everything is going really, really well would be better. What I found is, there’s really no difference…"

Ianthe Brautigan