Barbie '08

  • Away Message: Oh God, Barbie for President in 08? http://tinyurl.com/28gxgh
  • Mona: If Barbie runs for president, who will be her running mate?
  • Me: GI Joe? The POW one?
  • Mona: Cobra Commander!
  • Mona: She might be too busy perpetuating an unrealistic view of women to be our commander and chief.
  • Drew: Plus she'd have to sit in a wheelchair all the time, weighed down by that heavy rack of hers. Very Franklin Roosevelt. Vintage!
  • Mona: Maybe she'd bring polio back in style.
  • Drew: Or at least the polo shirt.

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