• Elizabeth: Kids are gross and they smell funny too
• Elizabeth: I can't describe it, but it's a specific kid smell
• Me: Kids smell like a dirty head of hair
• Me: But babies smell all powdery like heaven and angels
• Elizabeth: You mean like Johnson & Johnson?
• Me: Kind of, but with more magic
• Elizabeth: You mean uterus?
• Me: Yes. Uterus.

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