Have you seen this? This brilliant blog? Where Kanye West lyrics are rewritten to be about food? It’s as if the driving forces behind my daily life have united to become one.

Now let me tell you about the Wednesday I had no lunch, a gin & no tonic at happy hour and a long conversation about carnival food. The next day Usher’s Confessions was stuck in my head as “these are my concessions” which eventually turned into “these are my confections.”

I’ve been cackling to myself about this for months. Finally, I googled “Usher cake” and created the above. For you. Because there he is, smiling, shirtless, cake in hand.

This is all we have. These are his confections. Enjoy.

Sometimes when we touch the honesty is too much, Internet.