• Kirida: There's a chance that we'll be going to St. Louis for a family reunion
• Kirida: So now I have to be super skinny without the use of meth
• Me: Pressure! If not meth, perhaps cocaine?
• Kirida: Too expensive. I want the metabolism of an eight-year old boy
• Kirida: Or a grassland Savannah cheetah
• Me: Oh! Good choice
• Kirida: They have almost no body fat! And they are fast!
• Me: Good for those potato sack races
• Kirida: But not so good for three-legged races. Too competitive

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