If This Conversation Were a Book it Would have a Red High Heel on the Cover
Whitney:
it's like that fucking Baz Luhrmann song. "You're never as fat as you think you are"
Me:
I have certain events that I remember not because of the importance of the event but because my bangs looked really, really good that particular evening
Whitney:
I'll have days I remember more because I liked my outfit
Me:
on days I find myself in a really good outfit I feel obligated to do something after work, like drink in public. Today is not one of those days
